It's been a while since I've posted, while I've been studying the things I enjoy and learning more about the addictions and fetishes that amuse me the most.
I've been doing less indulging and more interviewing, posting ads and examining new Sexy & CHARMING MUSES - MALE & FEMALE- and friends with benefits also known as "FWBs". But I want the ones with
with purple headed REDs
RIDICULOUSLY ENORMOUS DICKs.
This afternoon, in my clinic, a hot and horny mommy comes in. She’s got an agenda and an issue with the hygiene of the youngest of her brood. At first, she tells me he has a cough but quickly moves the story along to describe how neglects to “clean himself”.
Before I can ask, she orders junior on the exam table, unzips his jeans and opens his boxer slit hole to show off his very outwardly normal looking and little dick.
Normally this is where I step in and take over. Not this time: she begins to massage the skin of his cock to show me a thin barely noticeable line of smegma under his foreskin. I offer her a pair of gloves to at least pretend to do something “clinical” and not just for the sake of touching this pint sized weenie until it grows.
As I see what is clearly pre cum, I say to her, “I get it, Ma’am; you can stop now”.
She insists he needs help – and continues to jerk his Johnson, stroking him, up and down, rolling his foreskin down the head of his woody until he’s giggly and just seconds away from – well – more than I personally care to witness.
Sure, I’ve got the best seat in the house, but without popcorn and better medical coverage, I’m not that interested, for goodness sake! Besides, I like those Big White IMAX 3D Monster cocks best!!
So I tell her, “you know, he’s really old enough to (stroke or) *clean* (wink, wink) himself”.
This gal was pretty frustrated. I’m seeing and reading, “Piss off, Doc” on her face and I think, "this lady is mad as fuck with me now"! All she wanted to do was show off her “how to jack off a puny pecker” skills.
I’m pretty god dammed good at giving hand jobs too, if I must say. And I’m better equipped: been doing it longer AND I know when to use latex & lube – or my lips and pussy if the circumstances are just right for all parties concerned.
So the diagnosis in this case: Tinea cruris aka “Jock itch” (bka “itchy weenie” – and very easy to treat).
I write a quick prescription and translate into her language for our young patient to apply this topical treatment and come back to see me in two weeks.
If all goes well, he’ll show us both how well he’s learned to prime his pecker. This is the ultimate in Edge Play, if you ask me…. Just stroke yourself in front of two women, Buddy… using latex (or not) and a little moisturizing, antifungal cream – then stop just before you spray us both with your hot, sticky wad of cum.
Once you’re done, feel welcomed to call my name again and again, over and over, as you *REALLY DO* need an Apple everyday!
This afternoon, in my clinic, a hot and horny mommy comes in. She’s got an agenda and an issue with the hygiene of the youngest of her brood. At first, she tells me he has a cough but quickly moves the story along to describe how neglects to “clean himself”.
Before I can ask, she orders junior on the exam table, unzips his jeans and opens his boxer slit hole to show off his very outwardly normal looking and little dick.
Normally this is where I step in and take over. Not this time: she begins to massage the skin of his cock to show me a thin barely noticeable line of smegma under his foreskin. I offer her a pair of gloves to at least pretend to do something “clinical” and not just for the sake of touching this pint sized weenie until it grows.
As I see what is clearly pre cum, I say to her, “I get it, Ma’am; you can stop now”.
She insists he needs help – and continues to jerk his Johnson, stroking him, up and down, rolling his foreskin down the head of his woody until he’s giggly and just seconds away from – well – more than I personally care to witness.
Sure, I’ve got the best seat in the house, but without popcorn and better medical coverage, I’m not that interested, for goodness sake! Besides, I like those Big White IMAX 3D Monster cocks best!!
So I tell her, “you know, he’s really old enough to (stroke or) *clean* (wink, wink) himself”.
This gal was pretty frustrated. I’m seeing and reading, “Piss off, Doc” on her face and I think, "this lady is mad as fuck with me now"! All she wanted to do was show off her “how to jack off a puny pecker” skills.
I’m pretty god dammed good at giving hand jobs too, if I must say. And I’m better equipped: been doing it longer AND I know when to use latex & lube – or my lips and pussy if the circumstances are just right for all parties concerned.
So the diagnosis in this case: Tinea cruris aka “Jock itch” (bka “itchy weenie” – and very easy to treat).
I write a quick prescription and translate into her language for our young patient to apply this topical treatment and come back to see me in two weeks.
If all goes well, he’ll show us both how well he’s learned to prime his pecker. This is the ultimate in Edge Play, if you ask me…. Just stroke yourself in front of two women, Buddy… using latex (or not) and a little moisturizing, antifungal cream – then stop just before you spray us both with your hot, sticky wad of cum.
Once you’re done, feel welcomed to call my name again and again, over and over, as you *REALLY DO* need an Apple everyday!
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